...when you finally use the last of a jam jar and can make the glass jar into a drinking glass and the label comes off in one piece (tack and all).
I ♥...
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Posted 6 months ago #
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...these shoes!
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I'll think of a few more things later.
Posted 6 months ago # -
"Because you can't motorboat a personality" ROFL!
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Dear Adrian,
I am done hearing you squawk about women. Until I see you actively doing something about it and hitting on some ladies, I don't want to hear a thing about your fascination with boobies. Those titties don't just come to you. You gotta work for them, son.
Love,
Rebecca
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On my fridge I started a list titled "Things I learned this week" mostly because I am a woman of lists. One of them is "Liquor drinks are far superior to beer/wine." My drink of choice has been Captain's and diet ginger. Anyhow, now that I have prefaced my comments....
Adrian, you must attend my classroom of coital questing, Rebecca's School of Woo.
HAHAHAHA. Obviously I am not certified by the AWA, but this just popped in my head and made me laugh out loud.
P.S. Adrian, you know I'm not making fun meanly, right?
Posted 6 months ago # -
I'd argue you could motorboat a personality.
Posted 6 months ago # -
ORLY?
I don't have to work that hard for fluffy kitties. . . I just sort of end up with them!
P.S. Sorry if my enthusiasm for these particular "mammalian protruberances" has proven to be offensive or annoying. It was intended as a sort of running joke which has now run it's course and worn out it's welcome.
Posted 6 months ago # -
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Posted 6 months ago # -
"Those titties don't just come to you. You gotta work for them, son."
By "work", you mean $80 bucks and a drive up to Canadian border, right?
Whores: God's gift to men who just don't want to have to deal with the bullshit.
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