For Adrian...the joke thread

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NudaVeritas
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What do you call a pair of shoes you've had forever?

Meh-SHOES-ulah

What do you call a pair of shoes you just bought?

New-SHOES-ulah

MWAHAHA

Posted 6 months ago #
TannerM
Aetherlord

i don't get it.

Posted 6 months ago #
josh l
Aetherlord

you wouldn't, heathen.

Posted 6 months ago #
NudaVeritas
Member

Methuselah was a bible dude that was the oldest living person on record.
Old dude

Posted 6 months ago #
brwnrcls
Member

um, did you make that joke up? A for effort???

btw, did you guys hear Brownsville got wiped out?

Posted 6 months ago #
brwnrcls
Member

I saw it in the papers...

(and such is the risk with grass roots humor)

Posted 6 months ago #
Adrian
Member

Nifty. Thanks for starting this thread in my honor, Rebecca!

I made up one today. One of my co-workers said that her truck was "getting fixed".
I said, "Yeah, you don't want any little baby trucks running around. . ."

Posted 6 months ago #
josh l
Aetherlord

ha ha! what makes this especially funny is picturing your quick delivery.

Posted 6 months ago #
NudaVeritas
Member

I did make those jokes up. And they're hilarious. No need to question my grade on effort.

Posted 6 months ago #
MARS PYRAMID
Aetherlord

What's a sex act that nine out of ten people enjoy?

Gang rape

(gang rape jokes = timeless)

Posted 6 months ago #

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